About

Looking for the best damn burger in San Francisco. And enjoying the hell out of the fries we find along the way.

Nikki

I’m looking for a burger that has some bite, but remains strong and solid. I don’t want the meat to fall apart, but an overall messy burger that drips juices down my arm is perfectly acceptable. I like my meat medium-rare, no onions and no mustard. I know its a crime, but hey I’m the one eating it – not you! All other condiments are welcome to sit on top of my meat. I want the outside of the meat to have a touch of that burned, grill flavor and the inside to be juicy, soft and pink. Did I mention juicy?

Here’s my Yelp Profile if you’re interested in what else I like.

Albie

(to be filled in by Albie, probably never)

How We Rate Burgers

We use a rating system based on 5 stars. The items we are rating are these:

  • Size/Price – Is it a good size for what we paid?
  • Taste – Does it meet my standard of taste (listed above)?
  • Texture – Does it meet my standard of texture (listed above)?
  • Toppings – Are they good? Are they fresh?
  • Emotion – Did the burger really hit the proverbial spot?

5 stars: loved it!
4 stars: good burger!
3 stars: it was pretty good
2 stars: eh, it was edible
1 star: never again!

Burger Styles

We are basing our style categorizations on the definitions found here: The AHT Guide to Hamburger Styles

Who Counts?

Any restaurant inside the city limits of San Francisco. However, the restaurant cannot be a chain. Here’s the list